Treacle sponge had soup because the soup was soupy.

“Mmm, what soupy soup,” said Treacle sponge who poured soup on the soupy table. The soup splished away.

Lucy Morgan came in to find the soup.

“Sorry, the soup went away,” so Lucy Morgan ate Treacle Sponge.

Meanwhile, Christian found a sheep. The sheep screamed in horror, she was in the soup. Christian drank the soup and made the sheep a jumper covered in soupy soup. Then Christian turned the sheep into a jumper. The sheep looked scared as Christian dyed the sheep soup colour. Christian gave the jumper to Lucy Morgan because it smelt of daffodils and naughty cigarettes. Lucy Morgan and the Moonyms were smoking!

“NOOO! Naughty!” yelled Fatty who spontaneously combusted. Lucy Morgan was a gangster. God Jennifer saw this and cut off Lucy Morgan’s head, and soup spurted out.

Christian was shocked and tried to put the soup back in. He stapled Lucy Morgan’s head back on and proposed marriage to her. Lucy Morgan said “yes,” to the sheep. Sheep was confused and also dead. Christian gave it a bouquet of daffodils and a bowl of soup. Lucy Morgan cried and went bowling for soup.

Lucy Morgan ate the soup before she bowled so she hiccupped soup vomit onto her dancing shoes. Christian ate her shoes and sent a soup train to Canada (on Earth), but God Jennifer, who was eating soup in the sea of soup got Mad Soup Disease…

What kind of soup?

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