Ed and Lucy Morgan sat Chris in a fridge because Dan’s floppy disk was broken. The fridge contained Chris’s Snowball Hamster who ate an enormous vacuum baby.

Lucy Morgan liked mustard to dance with fish fingers because they loved to mosh to Daniel Bedingfield, Rihanna ate cheese-and-milk-pies in Edmunds living room with Big Bird and Mrs Dewer. Capri-dude fought with Stamina who was Dan’s girlfriend’s boyfriend’s pet. Stamina said;

“Heya,” to Chris’s Snowball Hamster, who replied;

“I like bin-liners and I love Lucy Morgan!”

But then God Jennifer said “Tough, she doesn’t love you!”

So Snowball Hamster cried a sea of tears but then he got very dehydrated and drank the sea of lemonade.

After that, the Lemon King said, “Who drank my precious lemonade? I must kill whoever did!”

So he murdered Snowball Hamster by melting him.

Kurt Cobains ghost came down and said “Come and find me or I will sue you 17 million lira!”

Big Bird ate Kurt. When Kurt was in her stomach he cut himself out and ate Big Bird. God Jennifer fell into the sea of tears and swam doggy paddle to Lapland.

When God Jennifer got pneumonia she got better real quick because God Jennifer ate oranges from Santa! Everyone had a party because they were ecstatically celebrating because Chris loved to eat Liquid Trousers that flollopped in the puddles and sea of tears.

The trousers rebelled and ate themselves.

Meanwhile, Dan and Ed were loving the monotony of Lucy Morgan, however they didn’t love each other in a way because dancing mustard was repulsively having an affair with Ed and that made the dancing fish fingers feel neglected. So Pineapple head said;

“I love Chris forever and ever!” and Chris said;

“NO!!! I’m in love with Paris Hilton! She gives me chocolate!”

And then God Jennifer made it rain for all the Capris to dance in.

Microwave Bob cooked a dancing fish-finger but Ed and Chris unplugged Microwave Bob so the kitchen appliance police called Ed and Chris Nasty Pasties. But Dan came and saved the day by shooting the Kitchen Appliance police until they went poof!

The End!

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