Edmund got tummy-wobbles because he drunk appleade from the great Apple Waterfall. Lucy Morgan got annoyed at God-Jennifer because she didn’t answer her prayers. Lucy Morgan prayed that Edmund would get eaten by the Willijimimgambo nut that didn’t happen, fortunately Edmund got eaten by the Bluggelbugblaster instead. Unfortunately he got out in one piece but smelt so bad afterwards that God-Jennifer called the Ocean King to make the ocean swallow Ed. Lucy Morgan pitied Ed for this so she sent him a Valentines day card, but Christian got the card instead so he began to stalk Lucy Morgan. Eventually, after many days her found her and then he kidnapped her!!! Seagull-man, being the kind and caring person that he was, rescued Ed and informed Ed of Lucy Morgan’s peril. Ed was Utterly Outraged, so he bought a new pen and some paper, and wrote Christian a Harsh Note. Christian was so angry that he ate a volcano. His face went so red that it began to cook anything around it. Whilst all this was going on, Edmund was eating an ice-cream. All of a sudden, it began to drip, drip, drip…

Ed then realised in horror that it was an ice-cream monster. Before Ed could run, the monster started to stuff Ed’s face with mustard pies. His face started to swell as he tried to swallow all of the pies. It was so difficult nut then he mustered up the strength to spit pie in the monsters face.

The monster was defeated! German-boy was so annoyed that his food monsters had failed, so he set off to kill Ed himself. Meanwhile, Christian was throwing daffodils at Lucy Morgan. If it had been any other type of flower it would have been OK, but Lucy Morgan found daffodils incredibly attractive so she was powerless. Christian made her line dance until her feet fell off.

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