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RandomLand is home to many cities, seas and woods of time and here is where you can find out about them.
The Sea’s and other watery places:
The main sea or ocean of RandomLand is the Sea of Tears. This was created when one of our more minor characters, Snowball Hamster, cried and created the Sea of Tears. This happened in one of our very first stories so you shall probably be able to read it there.
The next biggest sea or ocean is the Sea of Lemonade which is part of the Kingdom belonging to King Lemon. This sea is not mentioned too often as it got drank by Snowball Hamster after he cried the Sea of Tears because he became dehydrated. The Sea of Lemonade is mentioned sometimes though, but only after King Lemon refilled it.
The last of the Sea and other watery places is the Apple Waterfall. This was created quite late in the chronicles so you may not read about it for a while. Basically, as you have probably already guessed, it is a waterfall of apples and apple-juice etc.
Cities:
We don’t exactly have cities in RandomLand. We just add places when they fit into the story, but I will write about the ones that are definite. Please wait one moment whilst I look through the stories to find information about them...
Er... Sorry about this but I can find ABSOLUTELY NO cities at all, so I shall just tell you about a couple of random places in RandomLand.
First of all, we have God-Jennifer(GJ)’s cloud which she lives on. No-one else is aloud here. At all. Ever. Because of this, we don’t really know much about it.
Another place is God-Jennifer’s Kingdom, but likewise, we don’t really know much about that, but mainly because we can’t be bothered to write it.
King Lemon has a kingdom of lemony things, like lemons next to his sea of lemonade.
There is a giant ongoing rock concert in RandomLand with a giant Mosh Pit.
There are two moons to RandomLand. One is where the Milk Ponies and Moonyms live. The Milk Ponies ride broomsticks. The other moon is a complete mystery and no-one has any idea what there is there.
There is the land of Santa, and no-one knows where that is, because all of the elves and such deliver oranges and presents via Fridge Mail.
Woods:
There is only one wood in RandomLand so far. It is the Woods of Time. In here, there are fat fairies who are actually quite nasty. There are also oranges, but they are magical and transport people through time to other places. The Woods of Time are a popular hangout for criminals and also the Super heroes.
People:
We have many, many people, beings and creatures residing in RandomLand, and here are the most frequently mentioned ones;
God-Jennifer - God of RandomLand
Dan - God-Jennifer’s on again off again boyfriend, also Leader of Kitchen Appliances
Christian - Sometimes a good guy, more often, not. Likes jumpers, handbags and Lucy Morgan kidnapping
Lucy Morgan - Famous ‘sort-of’ Princess. Gets kidnapped lots
Nasty Man - Evil dude, who wants to take over RandomLand, but is actually a bit of a pansy
Boulder Bob - Assistant to Nasty Man, is actually a bit nastier than him though
Smokey Sally - Bob’s girlfriend
Pineapple Head - Quite bizarre woman, she occasionally pops into stories.
Big-Bird - A bit like Pineapple Head, but also very, very mean
King Lemon - The King of Lemons
Camel and Sheep - Two creatures, but always together, they are best buds
Reogge Ralloc - A rather horrible troll. He is an undiscovered genius. He his undiscovered because he speaks trollish and no-one else in RandomLand does, so no-one has a clue what he says
Ed - A random guy called Ed!
The Super Heroes - Stick-boy (throws sticks at people and can fly), Plectrumina (has plectrum grenades, and plays guitar), Fatty (spontaneously combusts a lot and can fit 12 custard creams in his mouth at once) and Zebra Girl (can camouflage real good and fly)
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